Advice for gamers about to become parents

G&M game reporter provides five bits of advice/wisdom for gamers soon to become dads and moms. Number four from his list:

Your stereo might go up to 11, but you won't. You know that 700-watt surround sound system that lets you hear when tentacled heads are quietly skittering up behind you in Dead Space? Enjoy it while you can, because once the bambino arrives it will become sorely underused. There's only one sound more beautiful than a noisy, lifelike, video game audioscape, and that is the gentle breathing of a sleeping baby. And forget about headphones; they defeat the purpose of the baby monitor you spent $100 on meant to ensure you are alerted when your tyke is in distress.